Heather, thank you for introducing me to My Life is Average.
"Today, I took my sister to a park so she could run her 5K. The guy in charge told the people to feel free to shout something when the starting gun went off (i.e. "Freedom", "Charge" etc.). One boy pumped his fist in the air and shouted, "FOR NARNIA!". It made my Labor Day Weekend. MLIA."
"Last night, I went to bed wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Today, I woke up wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and found my sweats folded on my chair. I'm really confused about what happened. MLIA."
"Today, I was going on a road trip from Texas to Ohio to go to college. There is a town in Illinois called Pocahontas. I stopped to take a picture of the sign. A guy came up next to me with a camera and introduced himself as John Smith. That's it. I can die happy now. MLIA."
"Today, I went on howmanyofme.com and found out that there is 1 person in the United States with the name Albus Dumbledore. I must find this person. MLIA."
"Today, my Psychology teacher was telling us what to do if the school is attacked by aliens or zombies. There's a secret door that leads into the next classroom, and he told us if they ever attack to run through that door because we'll either end up in the next classroom or Narnia, but either way we'd be safe. MLIA"
"Today I was in my room studying for exams. When I came out for a snack, my mum ran up to me and dragged me into the dining room. Turns out I spent the last three hours studying while she built a two story fort using the table. MLIA."
"Today, I found out that it is illegal to dress up as batman in Australia. My heart goes out to you, Australia. MLIA"
"The other day I attended a dress up party. As the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz. When you are painted green, staring at people in the cars next to you at red lights suddenly becomes infintely more entertaining. MLIA"
"Today, I was studying biochemistry when I read about a disease called Edwards' syndrome that causes profound mental retardation and an oddly shaped head. It reminded me of Twilight. MLIA"
"Today, I was talking to my bestfriends younger sister. During a game of 20 Questions I asked her what her 3 weapons would be during a zombie invasion. Her answer was "Jesus, Dumbledore, and Chuck Norris". My best friend doesn't know this, but he's that much closer to being replaced. MLIA"
Ok, I'm done. You just need to go to the website. My Life is Average.