And now I look like a smurf

On Monday night, we all gathered at my house for FHE.
We filled up water balloons with water and paint.
Then we filled up the shopping cart that randomly appeared on my back porch earlier that day with our ammunition, and headed to the park to play capture the flag.

Pregame, we're all looking pretty clean.

Post game, we're all looking a little awesome.
Wow my shorts look a little too short!
But they were the only dark item that I didn't mind ruining.

No, we aren't dating. Although this picture looks like it.

Ugly faces.

All in all, the night was a complete success.

This is real fun, the Mormon way.

P.S. My body is still blue and purple.
3 showers and much scrubbing later, that stuff is still refusing to come off.
I would recommend using a more water soluble paint if you try this at home.

Glowsticks+Ravenclaw Mansion=DANCE PARTY!!!!

What do you do with left over glowsticks from FHE?




First you make a video, then you go knock on the Red Door and have a dance party.



I know, we're basically the coolest girls you know.

Funny Names

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1. Rock Star name (first pet name, current car): Lacey Ford
2. Gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite shoe): Butter Pecan Stilettos
   
3. Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Yellow Tiger
4. Soap Star name (your middle name, city you were born in): Nicole Tampa
   
5. Star Wars name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):Walre
6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Teal Water
   
7. NASCAR name (first names of your grandfathers): Willie Richard
   
8. Dancer name (favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Chance Symphony
   
9. TV news anchor name (Last name of 5th grade teacher, major city starting with the same letter): Walker Wellington
   
10. Spy name (favorite season/holiday, favorite flower): Summer Peony
    
11. Cartoon character name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you are currently wearing): Cherry Pajama
    
12. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast this morning, favorite tree): Apple Birch
    
13. Movie star name (name of first pet, first street you lived on): Lacey Sanford
14. And for good measure, Kenzie and I decided my stripper name was Razzleberry Whisk. Or something like that.
    

via Frozen Eight

Squeak Squeak

Please remind me that I do not have $50 to spend on mouse shoes from ebay. Stupid Winona.

Boredom

When I'm bored, I do silly things. Like this. I found it on Facebook. And it is kind of fun. You should do it, too.

Instructions:
To figure out your band name, first album & your album cover:

1 - Go to Wikipedia. Hit “random”
or go here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.... Read More

2 - Go to Quotations Page and select "random quotations"
or go here http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last few words of the very last quote on the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or go here http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use www.picnik.com to put it all together.


I am always haunting the random page on Flickr. So many cool things to discover! Anyways, I was very pleased with how my album turned out.

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D: Dinosaur

You will never get angry at your computer again when it's being slow if you change your cursor to the dinosaur. When it starts working, he starts walking. His little legs and hands move. I am possibly guilty of small roaring noises and intimidating stalking of all my pictures. And it was good.



How to:

Control Panel>
Mouse>
pointers>
change your scheme to dinosaur>
be happy. Roaring is appropriate.

Because Blue Food is Fun Food

Sometimes Tiffany and I get bored. "What's that?", you may say. "You? Bored?" Yes. And that is when we start to do things like this.


The benefits are that no one will ever confuse their milk with yours. The bad part of it all is that the German pancake I made yesterday turned out green. Which does not look very appetizing. I don't know what Dr. Seuss was thinking when he wrote Green Eggs and Ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Road Trip: Days One and Two

Number of

miles driven: 667

skunk smells: 7 {mostly in Tennessee. Of course.}

skunk stories shared: 8

relatives seen: 6

pictures taken: at least 50

hours spent on the back porch: 5

fruit snacks eaten: 7

fruit snacks that I sang to: 3

weird looks that I got from Dennis: 124,503,490,368

romantic stories told: 1

incredible pictures found of my dad when he was my age: 1

video chats with Kenzie: 1

phone calls to/from Momma: 11

times we listened to the {500} Days of Summer soundtrack: 3

stops for gas: 2

stops for the bathroom: 3

wrong turns: 1

Oh silly, you won't be going anywhere without us.

I have been dancing a lot lately. Fun dancing. Really silly and obnoxious and embarrassing dancing. And then my brothers keep singing a song about a Weekee Wachee Washer Woman who is washing her clothes and picking her nose and doing that sort of thing. So I dance. And, apparently, my dancing isn't appreciated. Because Samuel announced that he hopes his wife doesn't dance and sing as weird as I do.

Just wait, Little Brother. Your wifey will be just as obnoxious. Or else she simply won't fit into this crazy family. You know, the one with the singing shark. And the Spongebob and Hannah Montana marathons. The ones that have picnics on the living room floor and sleepovers in the family room. The ones that crawl into mom and dad's bed late at night. And the ones who are constantly, constantly talking.


You silly goose.

Here are some pictures from our last beach trip.
Sorry, Tiff. I couldn't help but share just one.

Oh yes.

This is me. Hopefully my new apartment will be as homey as the last one was.