Dear Future Boyfriend,
I can't wait to meet you, for you to be a part of my life. However, there are a few things you should know about me before we start dating.
1. If you want to date me, you are going to have to chase me
I am not so good with going first. I need you to express interest, and then I will be all yours! Depending on if I like you too, of course...
2. I am Miss Independent
Don't call me every day, don't text me a million times, NEVER call after 10:00 pm or expect to see me every day. Also, the only person who can call twice in a row, unless it is an emergency, is my mom, Dawna, and Talana. After a couple months, you might get that special privilege too.
3. Don't touch me in public
You can hold my hand, and kiss me good-bye on the cheek, but anything more is embarrassing to those around us.
4. I am not an arm rest.
5. Let's try not to make our roommates uncomfortable
We don't have to be together every minute of every day, so lets not bother every one around us.
That's all I can think of for now, but I might add a p.s. later.
Lots of love,
Reyna
p.s. Can we go pair-a-sailing?
I completely agree! BUT boy, you are about the thousandth person I've heard say these kinds of things, so I hate to tell you that once you meet that ONE, you'll like him so much and be all mushy head, all of this will be thrown out the window. Remember this, and refer back to it when that time comes and then say, "Mindy, you were right."
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Uh- this is hilarious. This is so you. I wish i had that kind of self control before my mission. And i may be ur brother, but we can still go pair-a-sailing when i get home :) :) :)
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