Stop the Press!

I just asked out my first boy! After hemming and hawing for years over whether or not to ask out a cute boy, I finally got up my guts and did.
My mom says that I should never ask out a boy, that is their job and I should act like a lady and wait for them to make the first move. But in this revolutionary era, I have burned my bra. Look out world, it wasn't that bad and I might just be unstoppable. Jonathan down, Davey to go!

P.S. After all that, we aren't even going out. He already had plans. Maybe next week...