As an owner of massive amounts of long, dark hairs, I found this post very funny.
I've lived with many roommates and I've battled the hair thing.
This past year, all of us had long hair, and 3 of the 4 had darker hair.
The bathroom counter gets pretty gross.
I feel so bad for those who've had to put up with it the most
(Heather, Dawna, and Brothers, I know it was you. I'm so so sorry.)
and I vow to do better.
No more hair on the bathroom counter.
No more sticking my hair on the shower wall.
No more clogged drains.
No more white carpet with a fine layer of brown because the vacuum isn't working.
I've learned how to clean out the drain.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Except for when we're driving with the windows down and it flies at your face, Dennis.
That's not my fault.