"Actually, I can put a price on how much I love my family. It's $105 one way."
~Heather, when we were talking about the expense of going home for Thanksgiving and how much we love our families.
Michelle: Aren't you going to make waffles?
Joey (On his computer): Is this not how you make waffles?
Joey: Sometimes I forget that there are things more important than the internet.
Me: It's not that hard, I already wrote it. It was 3 1/2 pages.
Michelle: How did you get 3 1/2 pages on that subject?
Me: It was double spaced.
Me: It was double spaced.