Funny Quotes

"Actually, I can put a price on how much I love my family. It's $105 one way."

~Heather, when we were talking about the expense of going home for Thanksgiving and how much we love our families.

Michelle: Aren't you going to make waffles?

Joey (On his computer): Is this not how you make waffles?

Joey: Sometimes I forget that there are things more important than the internet.

Me: It's not that hard, I already wrote it. It was 3 1/2 pages.

Michelle: How did you get 3 1/2 pages on that subject?
Me: It was double spaced.

Missing Cat

This is the best thing I've seen today.

Please laugh as much as I did.

Batman vs. Superman

I am the orange one.

Quote of the Week

Kinsi: I seriously believe that my quality of life is depleted because of his existence in my life.

Heather: If someone said that I depleted their quality of life, I would kill myself.

Funny Names

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1. Rock Star name (first pet name, current car): Lacey Ford
2. Gangsta name (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite shoe): Butter Pecan Stilettos
   
3. Native American name (favorite color, favorite animal): Yellow Tiger
4. Soap Star name (your middle name, city you were born in): Nicole Tampa
   
5. Star Wars name (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):Walre
6. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Teal Water
   
7. NASCAR name (first names of your grandfathers): Willie Richard
   
8. Dancer name (favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Chance Symphony
   
9. TV news anchor name (Last name of 5th grade teacher, major city starting with the same letter): Walker Wellington
   
10. Spy name (favorite season/holiday, favorite flower): Summer Peony
    
11. Cartoon character name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you are currently wearing): Cherry Pajama
    
12. Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast this morning, favorite tree): Apple Birch
    
13. Movie star name (name of first pet, first street you lived on): Lacey Sanford
14. And for good measure, Kenzie and I decided my stripper name was Razzleberry Whisk. Or something like that.
    

via Frozen Eight

N: Note to Self

.I don't really remember where I got this, even though it was only a few days ago. If you know, please tell me!!!

A: Average

Heather, thank you for introducing me to My Life is Average.

"Today, I took my sister to a park so she could run her 5K. The guy in charge told the people to feel free to shout something when the starting gun went off (i.e. "Freedom", "Charge" etc.). One boy pumped his fist in the air and shouted, "FOR NARNIA!". It made my Labor Day Weekend. MLIA."


"Last night, I went to bed wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. Today, I woke up wearing shorts and a t-shirt, and found my sweats folded on my chair. I'm really confused about what happened. MLIA."

"Today, I was going on a road trip from Texas to Ohio to go to college. There is a town in Illinois called Pocahontas. I stopped to take a picture of the sign. A guy came up next to me with a camera and introduced himself as John Smith. That's it. I can die happy now. MLIA."

"Today, I went on howmanyofme.com and found out that there is 1 person in the United States with the name Albus Dumbledore. I must find this person. MLIA."

"Today, my Psychology teacher was telling us what to do if the school is attacked by aliens or zombies. There's a secret door that leads into the next classroom, and he told us if they ever attack to run through that door because we'll either end up in the next classroom or Narnia, but either way we'd be safe. MLIA"

"Today I was in my room studying for exams. When I came out for a snack, my mum ran up to me and dragged me into the dining room. Turns out I spent the last three hours studying while she built a two story fort using the table. MLIA."

"Today, I found out that it is illegal to dress up as batman in Australia. My heart goes out to you, Australia. MLIA"

"The other day I attended a dress up party. As the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz. When you are painted green, staring at people in the cars next to you at red lights suddenly becomes infintely more entertaining. MLIA"

"Today, I was studying biochemistry when I read about a disease called Edwards' syndrome that causes profound mental retardation and an oddly shaped head. It reminded me of Twilight. MLIA"

"Today, I was talking to my bestfriends younger sister. During a game of 20 Questions I asked her what her 3 weapons would be during a zombie invasion. Her answer was "Jesus, Dumbledore, and Chuck Norris". My best friend doesn't know this, but he's that much closer to being replaced. MLIA"

Ok, I'm done. You just need to go to the website. My Life is Average.

xkcd

Funny. For the nerd type. Ya know.




I felt like this today...
Tiff, I'm glad you will understand this.
And this is ending...NOW! School starts Monday, after all.


xkcd.com

Vampires and Fuzzy Things

Miss Mary called us today. Apparently there was a hamster on her house and she wanted us to confirm this/get it off. So Momma and I go over. And it looks like a hamster, way up there. And it wasn't a hamster. It was a bat. See? I love bats. They are cute.

Quote of the Week

"Wait, Heather is a guy?"
~Sean
I'm not sure why this question had to be asked. Sorry H-face.

Because It Can Always Be Worse

Some mornings, this is me. But then it would always be worse.

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Something Funny

Oh Jay Leno. You do make me laugh. Especially when you ask silly girls, "Who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.?" and they can't tell you. But they know in heart beat that it is SpongeBob that lives in that pineapple under the sea.

Tickle Your Funny Bone

Oh my goodness, if you are ever feeling blue, let me help out. A simple cat video is all it takes.
(Volume not needed and don't let the beginning fool you into thinking I have the stupidest sense of humor. Thank you.)